You may notice the picture above.... Definitly keep it in mind.
I am a writer, reviewer, cook, philosopher, missionary, and- Oh look an Oxford comma. I dabble in drawing, debating, singing, dancing(mostly Gangam Style around my room), teaching, gaming, and buying duct tape for stupid people's mouths.
I am happy, sad, indifferent, depressed, joyful, loving, angry, snarky, and confused.
If you look at all the stamps I have, chances are you know more about me than my best friend does.
I write original stories and fanfiction, my fanfiction (reader inserts: Hetalia) is posted on dA, my original stories on Fictionpress.
I do mainly pencil drawings of chibis and doodles.
My social skills suck, but I'm fine on the computer.
I tend to swear a lot, I'm trying not to but it's become a horrible habit. And it's not good for a Christian, oh did I mention that I'm a Christian. Yes, I am proudly one of those
In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist had a better time on the trip.
~Daniel L. Reardon
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society; the optimist invent the airplane the pessimist the parachute.
~G. B. Stern
And now what you, who read my signature, have all been waiting for!
All the things I'd like to put in my signature.
-and I like to eat bread.
Danger Will Robinson!
No, look up, you're reading it wrong.
Sh*t be crazy
Ahh! Lugna ner dig det är inte verkligt. ~Pewdiepie
I'm too old to believe in Santa and too young to be cynical, so I believe in Finland!
It might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently?
Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to CORREC-
Go. To. Your. ROOM!
I'm glad that worked, those would have been terrible last words.
Veni, vidi, vici.
OOOOHhhh- Thundering frig!and just in case and in the off-chance it hasn't been made it abundantly clear how I feel about it
I DON'T LIKE THIS EPISODE!! IT IS A BAD EPISODE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD WHEN WATCHING IT!!
Ricky Gervais levels of unpleasantness.
"I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"
"IIII DOOOON'T KNOOOOW!"
Have you tried turning it off then on again?
I know some German, some Japanese(REAL Japanese), some Spanish and a hella lota English.
pff-shhh! You leave the fourth wall alone.
MY GOD. ITS PONG!
Hello and welcome to another episode of in-your-endo.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation, and as such could never directly produce the four thousand newtons of force per square centimeter required to break bones.
THEY PUT F-ING DAISIES ON THEIR HEAD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Help! assistance is required! I believe there is something wrong with me!
Ugh, but the water makes me feel funny.
Great. Now who shall hug me?
I bet you don't even have a war face!
RAWR! SEE. MINES BETTER!
I have so much strength inside of me you don't even know what I could do! If the world won't love me I'LL TEACH IT TO FEAR ME INSTEAD!
-and she just kept screaming all day. I mean what's up with that?
Aren't you afraid the fashion police will come and beat you with their fabulous batons?
haha your sounding more and more like my therapist each day.
These are my spare mustaches.
....I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Remember remember... the fifth of November.
....Live for the way you cheer and scream for me. The applause applause applause
I'm ok! ~famous last words
What was that noise? ~Famous last words
WROOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! ~Antony C.
Can we call you dadoo?
I found Prince!
What does this remind you of?
How do you do.... That thing with your mouth?
Take me away but be gentle I'm fragile
My your voice has changed
I'm not your mother Noah
Oh my god!
Begone pests! and give me the bird!
We'd love to really but the Fox censors wouldn't allow it
Tommorrow is the running of the kentucky derby. Do you know what that is?
Er... a very large hat?
Good byyyyyyyyyyye nurse!
Just one little kiss! I've had all my shots!
Good night everybody!
Writing another crappy book, I just added that to the list. It’s a list I’m made of all the things you’ve done… Well, it’s a list that I am making because you’re still doing things right now, even though I’m telling you to stop. Stop, by the way.
I never expected you to make it this far. But you have become quite the celebrity. Extremely lucky. I’ve only met two other authors luckier, and one was an imbecile I had to destroy and the other…. Well… I don’t think I want to go through that again.
~Me after hearing about Stephenie Meyers “The Host”
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