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“But I don’t want to” Kiku said trying to flee. Yao and Alfred caught hold of him and set him in front of the bottle.

He looked back at Yao “but what if…” He rather jerked his head in the direction of his crush (random female name).

(Me: you put your name there didn’t you? You; what? me? No! Me: Yes, you did admit it! You: I admit nothing! Me: ahh so you did put your name there! You: …yes… Me: I knew it I knew it! You: can we get back to the story? Me: huh? You’ve been reading all this? Man, I have some faithful readers)

“Too bad” Alfred said impatiently just spin the stupid thing Kiku gave up and spun the ‘stupid thing.’ Unfortunately, it pointed toward Yao who was hovering over his shoulder.

Kiku turned and stared at him for a second “I don’t want to kiss him!” almost everyone in the circle face-palmed.

“No, no” Alfred said pinching the bridge of his nose “you’re supposed to punch him idiot.”

“Oh” Kiku said only slightly relived “I guess that’s a little better”

“I’m offended,” Yao muttered

“Eww” Alfred said

“Shut up”

Kiku stood up and gave Yao a sort of nudge with his fist

“What was that?” Kiku blushed

“Do it like you mean it!” Alfred said.
Kiku looked slightly frightened “oh I couldn’t do that”

“Oh yes you can” Yao said firmly “you agreed to the game I won’t get mad at you go ahead” he folded his arms and stood firmly.

Kiku glanced around nervously he shut his eyes drew his fist back and punched. Yao stumbled backwards tripped over the coffee table and landing sprawled on the floor out cold.

Everyone stared.

“What?” Kiku defended “you told me to punch like I meant it and I meant every bit of that.”

“I’m not even going to ask” Alfred said sounding slightly disturbed.

“It’s your turn Arthur” all the girls in the circle went fan-girl.

He grinned and cocked his A-HEM! *cough, cough, hack, hack,* sexy eyebrows.

He winked at you as he knelt down to spin the bottle.

You rolled your eyes but also went fan-girl inside. He had a crush on you that was certain but for some reason you always played hard to get.

It spun for an age before it stopped, pointing at you. Pointing at you!

He strolled over to you as if it was no big deal. “Hello love” he drawled guess I finally get my wish he winked again. Grinning a pinch evilly, he slipped his arms around your waist.

“Arthur I’m warning you…” you stuttered

“Right, right no more than I need”


Too late

He pressed his lips to yours. You tried to resist but it was only matter of time before
you melted.

He cupped your face in his hand demanding entrance you refused. You parted for air. “Hard to get, eh?” you smiled

“Ah but I am pliable” he grinned.

“Oh no” Alfred said, “I know that look; you stay away from my closet, Arthur!”
Sorry I’ve been dead so long, writers block.
Seriously, people go to the America one and vote on which one you want next! It’s all tied up, the only reason I chose England above all was because :iconthe2pamericanhero123: requested it and she posted a picture of my favorite flower as a favor.
America -
Canada -
Prussia -
Romano -
China -
Italy -
Russia -
Germany -
Spain -
Sweden -
Switzerland -
Norway -
Iceland -
Romania -

Denmark -

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HATETWILITELOVEKIRBY Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
When Japan 'punched' China the first time I imagined a little 'boop' sound effect to go with it and almost died
moonbladethebook Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2014  Student General Artist
XDDDDD I just died
Mow-face Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
He grinned and cocked his A-HEM! *cough, cough, hack, hack,* sexy eyebrows. :iconiggybrowsplz: Made me laugh so hard XD
Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  New member Student General Artist
I was sitting in school reading this once and an anime loving friend of mine gasped dramatically and yelled "CANADA HAS RELEASED THEIR INNER FRENCH!!! SOMEONE GET A CAMERA!!!" right before she tackled me doing the My Precious/ France Laugh at the same time... I admit I shouted "EEEKK WHERES PIRATE ENGLAND WHEN YOU NEED ONE!?!?!?!" and everyone in the class just stared at us while the teacher was trying not to laugh... I. REGRET. NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amliajane12345 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Student Writer
England: *Half way dragging me to the closet* Wait what
Irushion Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dos sexy brows :iconiggybrowsplz: (?
FANGIRLHetalia Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The ending...WANT, ALL THE WANT!!!!
^You didn't read that!!!:iconpewdsplz:^
Awesome story!!!~
elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
Purpleorchids869 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Alfred, you idiot! *face palms while turning redder*
muuu1234 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
So funny!
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