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(Random girl name here) stood shivering like a lovesick puppy looking at the bottle, then at Francis.

“Is she ok?” Arthur murmured you shrugged.

Francis grinned as he sauntered over to a quivering girl.

He gave her a rather intense French kiss, she froze, and just stood there before fainting, Francis caught her in that romantic way they do in movies.

She came to for a second and stared at him for a second, then fainted again, He grinned.

“Typical reaction”

He picked her up and carried her away bridal style.

“Shouldn’t someone chaperone?” you asked, Japan was already hurrying after Francis.
There was a pause and you heard Francis

“Aww you’re no fun!” pouting, Francis stomped back into the room, Kiku close behind. (No I don’t think Francis is a rapist! I just put that in here)

“Your turn Ludwig” Alfred said brightly, Ludwig grumbled.

“I don’t know why I play your stupid games” he knelt down and spun the plastic soda bottle.

You crossed your fingers hoping, praying… thank you! It stopped pointing at you!

Ludwig then did something rather concerning he turned gray, then green, then blue, white, pink, and then red! He seemed to flicker purple for a second too.

“That’s why you play our stupid games,” Francis said saucily pointing at you.

It was perfect time to blush so you did.

Ludwig seemed torn then folded his arms.

“I refuse!” you were hurt.

“Why not?” you asked indignantly, he tried to look you in the eye but failed.

Instead, he answered the bookcase

“I will not defile ____ like that!” you blushed darker.

“Always the gentleman, isn’t he?” Francis muttered bitterly.

“Oh come now, Francis” Gilbert drawled, “You know he isn’t going to do it! It’s time for plan B”

“Plan B?” you asked.

Suddenly Antonio grabbed your arms, from behind.

“Hey!” you cried kicking, they apparently had Ludwig too because he was cursing in German.

Next thing you knew Antonio had thrown you into a relatively large wardrobe then shoved Ludwig in without much tact. The doors slammed shut and locked.

“Prussia! You son of mother Russia! Let us out!” Ludwig shouted pounding on the door you weren’t sure if that was an insult or not.

“Not until you get busy” you blushed crimson as the bad touch trio and friends all laughed.

Ludwig gave up his tirade and just stood there his arms folded, muttering in German. The small gap in the top corner of the wardrobe illuminated his face.

Yep he looked pissed.

You felt past the soft cotton clothes to the back of the closet as soon as your fingers made contact with the backboard your heart sunk.

“Damn” you mumbled.

“What?” he asked

“No doorway to Narnia” you said sarcastically.

He blinked “what?”

“Never mind”

There was an awkward silence. You very carefully lowered yourself to the floor and sat cross-legged your knees propped against the sides.

He did the same and the awkward silence continued.

You liked him, a lot. He didn’t notice of course. You had been friends for a long time in fact so long you could remember when you hadn’t been friends.

“I’m not hearing passionate moans,” Francis said in a singsong voice

“Shut up Francis,” you and Ludwig said in unison.

“Oh, come on brother” Prussia said in a disturbingly smooth voice “tell her what you told me you wanted to tell her”

“Go away, Prussia” Ludwig said sounding embarrassed

“Come on say it with me brother, Ich…”

“What did you want to tell me?” you asked curiously you didn’t know much German but Ich meant I, me, or something of that nature.

Ludwig was furious

“That is blackmail brother!”

“Come on you remember ‘liebe-”

“Fine!” Ludwig interrupted panicking “fine just shut up Prussia! Ich liebe dich _____”

He almost launched himself forward he hands hit the side of the wardrobe by your shoulders and he smashed his lips to yours.

It was so forceful the wardrobe tipped and crashed to the floor.

Ludwig inadvertently crushed you but to hell with gravity, Ludwig was kissing you!

You heard wolf whistles and catcalls

“I didn’t know my brother had it in him,” Prussia said chortling.

He was rough but not aggressive, one hand rested on your hip, the other tangled in your hair.

“We better go Gilbert and leave them alone, don’t go cheating Ludwig now ____ go all the way” they would have learned some clever new insults that day if you hadn’t been occupied.

“Oh and one last thing” the door fell open to reveal a grinning Antonio he tossed a pair of handcuffs in before shutting the door again.

You waited for Germany to break away and yell at them but instead…

You heard the click of handcuffs shutting and you felt cold metal on your wrist.

He let out a low growl and pushed you down harder

Oh.
Oh wow, Germany got all :icongermanypedofaceplz: on you.

I swear I would kill the bad touch trio after thanking them profusely :iconpervyfranceplz: :iconpervyprussiaplz: :iconpervyspainplz:

I’m not satisfied with this I don’t really like it that much I just can’t write Germany for some reason and he’s my favorite character!

Thank you for voting! I love you all. Before you go to vote, Spain is next and now I list those who haven’t gotten a story yet. Japan, Italy, and France. (Excluding the possibilities of Austria, Finland, Denmark, etc. etc.) Technically, Japan would be after Spain but for all I know suddenly everybody is going to beg for Italy or France, so yeah. Go to America’s page and vote!

Canada – fav.me/d61foug
England – fav.me/d62263x
America – fav.me/d614m61
China – fav.me/d62z4o9
Prussia – fav.me/d61kd82
Russia – fav.me/d636u1b
Romano - fav.me/d61otdg
Italy - fav.me/d65b7iv
Spain - fav.me/d643n2w
Japan- fav.me/d65hzj4
Sweden - fav.me/d65vatp
Austria - fav.me/d65spyi
Switzerland - fav.me/d65y669
Iceland -fav.me/d66hybz
Romania - fav.me/d6kzrnr

Denmark - fav.me/d6w2xt3

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:iconcanadiancrepes:
CanadianCrepes Featured By Owner 4 days ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Damn it............and i really wanted to find Narnia......Well shit, i am now currently hancuffed, in a closet, with a sexy german man *sighs* THANK YOU GOD!!!
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:iconbouledefeubleutreize:
BouleDeFeuBleuTreize Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2016
mMMMMmMMMMm (insert lenny face here)
(or you could insert something else if you catch my drift)
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:iconmiyucorn:
Miyucorn Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
oh

Oh

oH

OH OKAY.
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:iconhetalialoverivy:
hetalialoverivy Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2015
Germany growled at me.... Llama Emoji-10 (Shy) [V1] 
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:icongaliclya:
Galiclya Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Me: PRUSSIA YOUR SUCH A SON OF MOTHER RUSSIA WHEN I GET OUT THERE I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR IDIOTIC FRIENDS UNDERSTAND?!
Russia: I take that as a insult....
me: NOBODY CARES RUSSIA *i kiss Germany and break the door open tackling Prussia and starting to punch him**
Germany: Wow.... 
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:iconpops2131:
Pops2131 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2015
He went all pervmany on me
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2015  Student Writer
Me: LUDWIIIIIIG!
Germany: Ja?
Me: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE KINKY, SADISTIC ONE! *pouts*
Germany: Ja, vell, it's mein turn~
Me: SHUT UP AND FIRE TRUCK ME DAMMIT!
Germany: Hmm... Nein
Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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:iconfionalina:
FionaLina Featured By Owner Edited Oct 25, 2015
oh hell yes EqG Lemon Zest (Happy) Plz sorry i just love Ludwig so damn sexy EqG Lemon Zest (Happy) Plz 
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:iconnostalgicnotte:
NostalgicNotte Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
everytime I read these I just laugh because braces

his lip

its dead now
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2015  Student Writer
boom
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:iconepic-sketches:
Epic-sketches Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
A++++++ gif usage
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2015  Student Writer
XD
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:iconmissgreenland1:
MISSGREENLAND1 Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2015
Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering Artimist - Blush / Embarrassed / Shy / Stuttering when he made the growling sound Excited Blush 
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:iconkawaii-hawaii456:
Kawaii-Hawaii456 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015
THIS IS PERFECT!!!
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:iconloveislifeinallthing:
loveislifeinallthing Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
/oh./
NE TOO
I COULDNT STIP GRINNING OMG THIS IS PERFECT
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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Fifty shades of Germany ohonhonhon
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:iconkittentheanimelover:
KittenTheAnimeLover Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015
Yezzzzzzzzz~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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:icontoxikhedgehog1:
ToxikHedgeHog1 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015
"Oh."
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:iconwsop416:
wsop416 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Springtrap Eyebrows  Stop stalling and start making babies!
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:iconlivi1234:
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
HELL YES I WANT TO HAVE A BBY GERMANY IN ME
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:iconepic-sketches:
Epic-sketches Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"he let out a low growel and pushed you down harder

Oh."

Halp me I cant breathe...
Im laughing to hard...
*wheezes*
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:iconsilverdragonartist:
SilverDragonArtist Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"You son of Mother Russia!" MY NEW FAVORITE CURSE
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:iconraegs14:
raegs14 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015
good bye virginity I wont miss you ADJ - Himawari Blush 
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:iconlovable-otaku-chan:
Lovable-Otaku-chan Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
Oh....fifty shades of Germany.....hehe
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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015
Hot!
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:icongumithecarrot:
GumiTheCarrot Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you do the baltics?
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:iconcandystine:
CandyStine Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I KNEW YOU WERE KINKY WHEN YOU HANDCUFFED ME!
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:iconchocolatekitty27:
Chocolatekitty27 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh

I'd rather read 50 Shades of Gray

actually....
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:iconkittentheanimelover:
KittenTheAnimeLover Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015
Gray Fullbuster or the actual Fifty Shades of Grey?
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:iconchocolatekitty27:
Chocolatekitty27 Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THE

Fifty Shades :fedoratipping: 
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:iconkittentheanimelover:
KittenTheAnimeLover Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015
I'd rather make out with Flying Mint Bunny.
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:iconchocolatekitty27:
Chocolatekitty27 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lenny face extreme ultimate 
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:iconkittentheanimelover:
KittenTheAnimeLover Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015
I want the booty gimme dat booty
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:iconukraineisofficial:
ukraineisofficial Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
Oh
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:iconthe-unrealistic:
The-UnRealIstic Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh
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:icondeadlyfandom:
DeadlyFandom Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
“Prussia! You son of mother Russia! Let us out!”
Amazing!
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:iconxxxsoulreaverxxx:
xXxSoulReaverxXx Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Oh."
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:iconalliecat929:
Alliecat929 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The handcuffs tho
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:iconhetanarnia:
HetaNarnia Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Why would i go home in moments like that?LOL :)
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:iconwolfietheninjawolf:
WolfieTheNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
Lol, Love that 
“No doorway to Narnia”
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:iconrussiahetalialove:
RussiaHetaliaLove Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh
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Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
You heard the click of handcuffs shutting and you felt cold metal on your wrist.

He let out a low growl and pushed you down harder.

Oh.

XD 'Oh' is the best part of that sentence!
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:icongothfoxgirl:
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Oh ohohohooooooooo Ludwig u dog u -perverse giggle-
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:iconlaunismooth:
LauniSmooth Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I laughed throughout this story!!!!! Lmao

And being called a "son of mother Russia" isn't bad Reader-chan it just means you have kick ass family ties! Lol
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:iconyukisatomi:
YukiSatomi Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015   Digital Artist
-tries to wipe my bloody nose but is failing miserably- 
oh...my 
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:iconjeova0sanctus0unus:
Jeova0sanctus0unus Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
Do we germans really sound like... you know "Zhis" when we speak English?
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:iconhikarumokona:
HikaruMokona Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
I guess it depends. My friend from Germany does.
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:iconjjjmsl:
Jjjmsl Featured By Owner Edited Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It really depends on who you are, two of my friends (whom are sisters) are from Germany and one talks like "Zhis" while the other only has a slight accent we just like to show verbal differences between culture in reader inserts to inseruate accents sorry I'm being so technical :/ ;P
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moonbladethebook Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Not necessarily.
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:iconluffylove2001:
luffylove2001 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Okay 1; Son of Mother Russia! And 2; I've read all of these, they're awesome!
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