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(Random girl name here) stood shivering like a lovesick puppy looking at the bottle, then at Francis.

“Is she ok?” Arthur murmured you shrugged.

Francis grinned as he sauntered over to a quivering girl.

He gave her a rather intense French kiss, she froze, and just stood there before fainting, Francis caught her in that romantic way they do in movies.

She came to for a second and stared at him for a second, then fainted again, He grinned.

“Typical reaction”

He picked her up and carried her away bridal style.

“Shouldn’t someone chaperone?” you asked, Japan was already hurrying after Francis.
There was a pause and you heard Francis

“Aww you’re no fun!” pouting, Francis stomped back into the room, Kiku close behind. (No I don’t think Francis is a rapist! I just put that in here)

“Your turn Ludwig” Alfred said brightly, Ludwig grumbled.

“I don’t know why I play your stupid games” he knelt down and spun the plastic soda bottle.

You crossed your fingers hoping, praying… thank you! It stopped pointing at you!

Ludwig then did something rather concerning he turned gray, then green, then blue, white, pink, and then red! He seemed to flicker purple for a second too.

“That’s why you play our stupid games,” Francis said saucily pointing at you.

It was perfect time to blush so you did.

Ludwig seemed torn then folded his arms.

“I refuse!” you were hurt.

“Why not?” you asked indignantly, he tried to look you in the eye but failed.

Instead, he answered the bookcase

“I will not defile ____ like that!” you blushed darker.

“Always the gentleman, isn’t he?” Francis muttered bitterly.

“Oh come now, Francis” Gilbert drawled, “You know he isn’t going to do it! It’s time for plan B”

“Plan B?” you asked.

Suddenly Antonio grabbed your arms, from behind.

“Hey!” you cried kicking, they apparently had Ludwig too because he was cursing in German.

Next thing you knew Antonio had thrown you into a relatively large wardrobe then shoved Ludwig in without much tact. The doors slammed shut and locked.

“Prussia! You son of mother Russia! Let us out!” Ludwig shouted pounding on the door you weren’t sure if that was an insult or not.

“Not until you get busy” you blushed crimson as the bad touch trio and friends all laughed.

Ludwig gave up his tirade and just stood there his arms folded, muttering in German. The small gap in the top corner of the wardrobe illuminated his face.

Yep he looked pissed.

You felt past the soft cotton clothes to the back of the closet as soon as your fingers made contact with the backboard your heart sunk.

“Damn” you mumbled.

“What?” he asked

“No doorway to Narnia” you said sarcastically.

He blinked “what?”

“Never mind”

There was an awkward silence. You very carefully lowered yourself to the floor and sat cross-legged your knees propped against the sides.

He did the same and the awkward silence continued.

You liked him, a lot. He didn’t notice of course. You had been friends for a long time in fact so long you could remember when you hadn’t been friends.

“I’m not hearing passionate moans,” Francis said in a singsong voice

“Shut up Francis,” you and Ludwig said in unison.

“Oh, come on brother” Prussia said in a disturbingly smooth voice “tell her what you told me you wanted to tell her”

“Go away, Prussia” Ludwig said sounding embarrassed

“Come on say it with me brother, Ich…”

“What did you want to tell me?” you asked curiously you didn’t know much German but Ich meant I, me, or something of that nature.

Ludwig was furious

“That is blackmail brother!”

“Come on you remember ‘liebe-”

“Fine!” Ludwig interrupted panicking “fine just shut up Prussia! Ich liebe dich _____”

He almost launched himself forward he hands hit the side of the wardrobe by your shoulders and he smashed his lips to yours.

It was so forceful the wardrobe tipped and crashed to the floor.

Ludwig inadvertently crushed you but to hell with gravity, Ludwig was kissing you!

You heard wolf whistles and catcalls

“I didn’t know my brother had it in him,” Prussia said chortling.

He was rough but not aggressive, one hand rested on your hip, the other tangled in your hair.

“We better go Gilbert and leave them alone, don’t go cheating Ludwig now ____ go all the way” they would have learned some clever new insults that day if you hadn’t been occupied.

“Oh and one last thing” the door fell open to reveal a grinning Antonio he tossed a pair of handcuffs in before shutting the door again.

You waited for Germany to break away and yell at them but instead…

You heard the click of handcuffs shutting and you felt cold metal on your wrist.

He let out a low growl and pushed you down harder

Oh.
Oh wow, Germany got all :icongermanypedofaceplz: on you.

I swear I would kill the bad touch trio after thanking them profusely :iconpervyfranceplz: :iconpervyprussiaplz: :iconpervyspainplz:

I’m not satisfied with this I don’t really like it that much I just can’t write Germany for some reason and he’s my favorite character!

Thank you for voting! I love you all. Before you go to vote, Spain is next and now I list those who haven’t gotten a story yet. Japan, Italy, and France. (Excluding the possibilities of Austria, Finland, Denmark, etc. etc.) Technically, Japan would be after Spain but for all I know suddenly everybody is going to beg for Italy or France, so yeah. Go to America’s page and vote!

Canada – fav.me/d61foug
England – fav.me/d62263x
America – fav.me/d614m61
China – fav.me/d62z4o9
Prussia – fav.me/d61kd82
Russia – fav.me/d636u1b
Romano - fav.me/d61otdg
Italy - fav.me/d65b7iv
Spain - fav.me/d643n2w
Japan- fav.me/d65hzj4
Sweden - fav.me/d65vatp
Austria - fav.me/d65spyi
Switzerland - fav.me/d65y669
Iceland -fav.me/d66hybz
Romania - fav.me/d6kzrnr

Denmark - fav.me/d6w2xt3

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:iconkawaii-hawaii456:
Kawaii-Hawaii456 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant
THIS IS PERFECT!!!
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:iconloveislifeinallthing:
loveislifeinallthing Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
/oh./
NE TOO
I COULDNT STIP GRINNING OMG THIS IS PERFECT
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:iconmistpaw89:
Mistpaw89 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Fifty shades of Germany ohonhonhon
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:icontoxikhedgehog1:
ToxikHedgeHog1 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2015  New Deviant
"Oh."
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:iconwsop416:
wsop416 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
Springtrap Eyebrows  Stop stalling and start making babies!
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:iconlivi1234:
LIVI1234 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
HELL YES I WANT TO HAVE A BBY GERMANY IN ME
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:iconepic-sketches:
Epic-sketches Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist General Artist
"he let out a low growel and pushed you down harder

Oh."

Halp me I cant breathe...
Im laughing to hard...
*wheezes*
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:iconsilverdragonartist:
SilverDragonArtist Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"You son of Mother Russia!" MY NEW FAVORITE CURSE
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:iconraegs14:
raegs14 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  New Deviant
good bye virginity I wont miss you ADJ - Himawari Blush 
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:iconlovable-otaku-chan:
Lovable-Otaku-chan Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015
Oh....fifty shades of Germany.....hehe
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:iconwhybot221:
Whybot221 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2015
Hot!
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:icongumithecarrot:
GumiTheCarrot Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you do the baltics?
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:iconcandystine:
CandyStine Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I KNEW YOU WERE KINKY WHEN YOU HANDCUFFED ME!
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:iconchocolatekitty27:
Chocolatekitty27 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh

I'd rather read 50 Shades of Gray

actually....
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:iconukraineisofficial:
ukraineisofficial Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2015
Oh
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:iconthe-unrealistic:
The-UnRealIstic Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh
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:icondeadlyfandom:
DeadlyFandom Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2015
“Prussia! You son of mother Russia! Let us out!”
Amazing!
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:iconxxxsoulreaverxxx:
xXxSoulReaverxXx Featured By Owner May 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
"Oh."
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:iconalliecat929:
Alliecat929 Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
The handcuffs tho
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:iconhetanarnia:
HetaNarnia Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
Why would i go home in moments like that?LOL :)
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:iconwolfietheninjawolf:
WolfieTheNinjaWolf Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2015
Lol, Love that 
“No doorway to Narnia”
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:iconrussiahetalialove:
RussiaHetaliaLove Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh
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Randomsinger11 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student General Artist
You heard the click of handcuffs shutting and you felt cold metal on your wrist.

He let out a low growl and pushed you down harder.

Oh.

XD 'Oh' is the best part of that sentence!
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:icongothfoxgirl:
Gothfoxgirl Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2015
Oh ohohohooooooooo Ludwig u dog u -perverse giggle-
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LauniSmooth Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I laughed throughout this story!!!!! Lmao

And being called a "son of mother Russia" isn't bad Reader-chan it just means you have kick ass family ties! Lol
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YukiSatomi Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
-tries to wipe my bloody nose but is failing miserably- 
oh...my 
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:iconjeova0sanctus0unus:
Jeova0sanctus0unus Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015
Do we germans really sound like... you know "Zhis" when we speak English?
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:iconhikarumokona:
HikaruMokona Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
I guess it depends. My friend from Germany does.
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Jjjmsl Featured By Owner Edited Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
It really depends on who you are, two of my friends (whom are sisters) are from Germany and one talks like "Zhis" while the other only has a slight accent we just like to show verbal differences between culture in reader inserts to inseruate accents sorry I'm being so technical :/ ;P
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:iconmoonbladethebook:
moonbladethebook Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2015  Student General Artist
Not necessarily.
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luffylove2001 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015
Okay 1; Son of Mother Russia! And 2; I've read all of these, they're awesome!
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:icontoxikhedgehog:
ToxikHedgehog Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
OMF.





"Oh."
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:icondeductions504:
Deductions504 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2015
Moar, moar, moar, MOAR!!!
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:icongabiatchley315:
gabiatchley315 Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Ermagerd...
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:icondestinymace:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2015
Zhis is awesome!!!!
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:iconmeowhug17:
Meowhug17 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2015  Student Filmographer
...... I KNEW YOU WERE KINKY!!!!
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015
Oh........oh my.....
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:iconjello9942:
jello9942 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
VERY KINKY
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:iconemogirl6253:
emogirl6253 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Love it
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:iconsaphira911:
saphira911 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
Oh.mah.god
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GrayFullbuster1817 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Student Writer
LMAO
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015
omg the hancuffs
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:iconrubyshadow13:
rubyshadow13 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015
(Cheshire grin) Alright big boy let's get this party rollin'! Make me scream baby! Kekekekeke!!!
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:iconteppitgirl:
TeppitGirl Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015
.... .-. *reads last three sentances* who would have known Ludwig liked it kinky.... Wait nevermind I always had a gut feeling about him. XD 
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:iconminecraf14:
minecraf14 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student Artisan Crafter
Oh boy :-O
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:iconoracleofdelphi634:
Oracleofdelphi634 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
Lol, I was listening to The Chronicles of Narnia theme song when I was reading this.
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SavannaLols Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015
PikaPikaGirl23 Oct 13, 2013
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have baD luck in relationships for the next 10 years
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
I already have bad luck with relationships.
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gayisbae Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015
"Oh."
•//3//•
Great story
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Bloodpaw221 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Student Artist
*faints* this is soooo fluffy :3 loved it!
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