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Vash cast a suspicious glance towards Alfred.

“This isn’t going to cost me anything is it?” Alfred rolled his eyes

“No! For heaven’s sake this is a party at least try to pretend you’re having fun. This game won’t cost anything!” Vash cautiously inched towards the circle

“Except maybe your dignity” Alfred added under his breath.

“What?”

“Nothing, nothing…”

Vash took his place and you sent him a weak smile, which he tried and failed to return. You wished he wasn’t such a recluse you liked him a lot and tried to make friends but it was a bit weird since the first time you had seen him was when he was chasing you off his territory, cursing, and brandishing a gun.

He warmed up to you when you found Lichtenstein lost in the grocery store and helped her find him. So you were friends, in an unofficial way.

“You first Vash!” Vash slowly scanned the circle; he stopped when he found you. He pulled a small notebook and a pencil from his pocket and started scribbling while murmuring to himself.

“Let’s see, carry the three, and divide air conditioner output by the friction of a maple floor. Carry that from the Y-axis, times the twist of the wrist. Seven feet divided by the perimeter of the circle. Twice, times the ten inch bottle, add air friction and circumstances you get…. 15 miles an hour!”

Triumphant, he stuffed in his back pocket and knelt down he carefully chose his position and meticulously gauged everything. Finally, he spun it and stood back, smirking complacently.

It didn’t spin for very long, within ten seconds it slowed to a stop pointing at you.
You looked up at him expecting to see him crestfallen, saying that he made an error in his math. Instead, he kept his complacent smirk.

“Right on the nose and without a calculator!” you looked at him confused

“Vash, Why did you choose me…?” he dropped the smirk and blushed.

“I-I um wanted to practice my physical math” he stuttered.

“Oh” you said looking down at your feet; always shooting for the stars weren’t you, just to be shot down.

“And I wanted to kiss you” he blurted you looked up at him he was glaring at everyone and inching towards you. He planted a quick kiss on the corner of your mouth.

“Not like that” you said “like this” you planted a sweet kiss on his lips.

“I love you,” he said softly

“I love you too” you replied

“Eee!” Lichtenstein squealed from her chair away from the circle (she was too young to play in Switzerland’s opinion)

“I’m so happy for you brother! Can I be the flower girl?”

“Flower girl- what?”

“I’ll throw together a bad-ass bachelor party!” Gilbert volunteered

“Whoa, hey, aren’t we getting ahead of ourselves-”

“Look, Vash, if it doesn’t happen now and with her, it will never happen” Francis said matter-of-factly.

“I know the perfect wedding dress shop” Ukraine bubbled

“Since this means you will stay away from my brother I know a good wedding cake designer,” Belarus said a bit grudgingly

“Go home!” Russia cried from his hiding place in the closet.
Ahh! It sucks! Fail! :iconcryforeverplz:

If he’s OOC, it’s not my fault! I swear, I don’t know enough about him.

Vote!

Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Denmark, Poland, Greece, Turkey, Finland, Cuba, Egypt, Germania, Hong Kong, Iceland, Netherlands, Norway, Rome, South Korea, Ireland, Romania, and Scotland.

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:iconpoisonazalea:
PoisonAzalea Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Student Writer
Poor Russia
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:iconkawaiibubblez:
kawaiibubblez Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist Photographer
Russia tho XD
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jasper0423 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
South Korea!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconlavapelz:
Lavapelz Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
AWESOME
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:iconpokeprincess93:
PokePrincess93 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Funny as hell. Love it :3
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:iconcr8zyg8rl:
cr8zyg8rl Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Damn Switzy! You're the next Albert Einstein!
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:iconterrencethetitan:
Terrencethetitan Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015
............. Switzy you sly dog!
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:icongreenemerald200:
greenemerald200 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Student General Artist
YATTTTTTTAAAAA~ LOVED THIS!!! ^_^ weeeheee
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:iconinsightfulpsychopath:
Rome
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:iconnightengale14:
Nightengale14 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
100000x SCOTLAND
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:iconandromecorn10101:
Andromecorn10101 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Poland!
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:iconsurveycorpsminer:
surveycorpsminer Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I vote Poland because yolo!
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:iconchibi-kitsune1:
chibi-kitsune1 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Can I ask how he knew the air conditioner output and friction of a maple floor?
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:iconwolfy7980:
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
He's Switzerland he knows everything......... he knows we're you live.
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:iconchibi-kitsune1:
chibi-kitsune1 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
😱... GERMANY HELP ME!! I DONT WANT-A SWITZERLAND TO-A GET-A ME!! SAVE ME!!! 

My friends tell me I'm like Italy personality wise. I have to agree with it too. Haha 😝
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:iconwolfy7980:
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
My friends have no idea what hetalia is........ it's sad
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:iconchibi-kitsune1:
chibi-kitsune1 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is sad... Shame... 😤
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:iconwolfy7980:
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
*cries* HE'LL THERE MORE LIKE AQUANTICES AT THIS POINT DUE TO ME NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE!!!!!!! (I'm home schooled and I'm almost always sick so yeah)
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Mow-face Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Poor Russia.... And HELL YEAH SWITZERLAND XD
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014  Student General Artist
I died.
Me: ........uh.....if we do get married Lilli, Natalia, and Ukraine are my brides maids.... *whispers* and Russia i'll get you a Belarus proof bunker under the Artic Sea complete with sunflowers and vodka. If you let me adopt Latvia....



//shot
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:iconlavapelz:
Lavapelz Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015
Ill help u build the bunker if i get Estonia :3
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Student General Artist
I agree with this notion! X3
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:iconlavapelz:
Lavapelz Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
OK *starts building*
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:iconinsanity13heartless:
Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2015  Student General Artist
*grins and starts filling out adoption papers* Yay~!
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:iconlavapelz:
Lavapelz Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2015
You are funny :3 By the way, I live in germany, so I will get Latvia and bring him to you. Are ya living in England or the States (or in Canada)?
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Insanity13Heartless Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015  Student General Artist
Cool! I actually live in the states. I'll just pick him up~! (what's it like in Germany? I'm being the curious dork so if you don't want to answer that you don't have to! =3)
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:iconlavapelz:
Lavapelz Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Well, it's sort of cool. We germans aren't so bad as everyone thinks. Even if the weather isnt so good sometimes its a beautifull country. I live near the borders to austria .
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ItalyBrothersLover Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Don't worry Russia i'll save u with my Samurai Sword!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sword Tard :iconmarrymebelarusplz: HUNTER SWITZERLAND HEEEEELLLLLPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FAILED U RUSSIA ..........................I'M SOWWWWWWWWWYYYYYYY
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Irushion Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well... That escalated quickly Kashima Surprised Icon 
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elephantgirl202 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
Poor Russia.......
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Russia, you can come out of the closet!
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:iconnyangirshadow:
NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
...The only thing I thought of was :iconyaychinaplz:...
(I kinda ship RoChu...:iconyaoiboxplz: )
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Where did you find that Yaoi Box icon?
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:iconnyangirshadow:
NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It's a plz account...
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
A plz account?
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:iconnyangirshadow:
NyanGirShadow Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. Plz accounts are accounts that are only used for their icons, such as :iconyaychinaplz: or :iconyaoiboxplz:. The account itself normally serves no other purpose.
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, OK!!!!!!
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bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Belarus is grudgingly helping me? Alright. In the words of my friend D.J. from sixth grade as he described what the climax of a story was, "When crap gets real" (this is how we described the climax in a story for the rest of the year, including our teacher)
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Love2p Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
what an awesome teacher
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:iconbubbleonfire:
bubbleonfire Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, yes she was.
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Angelofdarkness555 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Belarus XD THANK YOU
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Poor Russia!
Me: *Secretly climbs in the closet too* Is The Big, Mean Belarus scaring the poor Russia?
Russia: *growls angrily*
Me: *glomps him* I'll protect you!
Belarus: :iconscarybelarusplz:
Me: Switzy, now!
Switzerland: what am I supposed to do?
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Umm, aren't you the one who always has at least one gun with him at all times?
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Switzerland: I am guessing you are right. *pulls out AK .47*
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I knew I was right.
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Switzerland: *aims at Belarus*
Me: WAIT. *fixes Belarus' bow, and Switzerland's hat* there.
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
OCD much?
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Me: Yeah...
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Dat's fine
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:iconmydepictionoffiction:
MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I am pissing myself laughing
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